Irwin @ Pap - West

  I was awaiting my watch to hit 12 o’clock, midnight,the end of 2020, and the start of 2021. I had to wait approximately 497 more seconds, so in that time, I went to go look at my calendar to see everything that I have accomplished throughout the whole year.   Beep! Beep! Beep! My white washing machine had finished its load. As i got up, I started to notice that a lot more miniscule things had taken their place along my living room floor. My foot caught something sticky, but I ignored it. It was the sound of fireworks that made me jump. I couldn’t really blame them, as whoever didn’t know what the occasion was, was noone the wiser. However, all I could hear instead of the kind happy new year greetings, was 'Its the middle of August you Clown!', I could only smile from ear to ear.[

  Hmmmmmm.  So what will I write on this page? Aphorisms. A great thing, but often annoying to come up with one. Mr. Advik explained to us that it was a pithy or witty saying and like a word of wisdom wrapped around in 20 words or less. S tatements that present a moral or philosophical idea. Statements that are present in common phrases as well as in well-known literature. Statements, that were often something like this: He who laughs last laughs longest, but he who farts loudest gets the room to himself. An instant A+ from that. All thanks to my friend: Posted. Disclaimer: Posted is not actually the name of my friend, it's a book that played a major part in this story...